Last week, a female shark at the Coex Aquarium in Seoul, Korea ate a male shark because he kept bumping into her.
According to staff at the aquarium, the female sand tiger shark devoured a male banded houndshark — starting with his head — because he kept coming into her territory and bumping her. Sharks don’t like that.
That cheering you hear is coming from every woman across the globe who’s ever been squashed into the corner of a subway seat because of a manspreading dude with no sense of personal space.
It took 21 hours for the heroine shark to completely consume her pushy tank mate. Visitors to the aquarium were treated to this object lesson in observing boundaries as they watched the shark placidly swim around the tank with the lifeless body of the rude male shark dangling from her avenging jaws of terror.
Experts say that shark cannibalism — even when clearly justified because the shark being munched was a huge jerk — is rare, and that the female shark in Seoul will probably regurgitate the other shark. That’s right. The shark wasn't even hungry. She was just pissed.
No other sharks have been eaten, probably because they have better manners than the manspreader shark.
